Every year, Disney hosts Star Wars Weekends at Disney Hollywood Studios. They’ve introduced some new figures for the event this year. In doing so, they’ve completely perverted one of my precious memories of sexual awakening. This is wrong on so many levels: You can see other new collectible toys...

I’ve been watching the news as our buffoons in the Florida Legislature debate the idea of a gambling compact in Florida. It’s been a real clusterfuck. There doesn’t seem to be a damn soul in Tallahassee that understands what to do with gambling, so they’ve beaten each other and ultimately given the Seminole Tribe exactly what it wants...