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Local Cop Fears Pillow


While most of us look at this photo and see a cute kid with a pillow, Edgewater Police Officer Myles J. Lawler sees a biological hazard. That kid could’ve wiped his nose on the pillow or or slobbered on it while he slept, contributing to a deadly cocktail that imperil’s lives.
So when Erik John Batty tossed a pillow at Officer Lawler, it’s quite clear that it was a vicious assault designed to bring our hero to his knees, potentially ending his life. Never mind that Batty was in his own home, in his own bed, telling the officer to leave the room.
I’m not making this shit up. here’s a quote from the Orlando Sentinel’s article:

“I felt the pillow was biohazardious material and could contain hazards,” Lawler said in the report.

Seriously, Officer Lawler. Were you born a pussy? Do you believe your own bullshit about a hazardous pillow? It’s my opinion that you’re in the wrong line of work if you can’t handle a pillow being tossed at you.
This case wreaks of the most serious crime anyone can commit: contempt of cop. I’m surprised Officer Lawler didn’t stick a taser up his ass and smash his face into a wall. Then again, the man did have a bloody face in his mug shot. Coincidence?

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