I’m sitting here trying to watch a show on Bright House Cable. High Def, my ass. It’s so garbled that I can’t really make out anything. The screen keeps getting pixelated, the audio is full of random noise or soundless moments. The show is probably funny, but how the fuck would I know?
I suspect that this is due to the way Bright House compressed the digital signal and tries to shove ten pounds of electronic shit into a five pound sack. It doesn’t matter what channel I choose. The problem exists on all of them, so I can’t blame any particular network. No, this is Bright House’s ability to suck on on its own.
Do you live in a Bright House? Yeah, neither do I. More like a Blight House.
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