A Native Guide to Life in Central Florida

Jedi Temple of Doom

Jedi Temple of Doom

Aug 27, 2010

I shot this waiting for a show to start. Disney had a party called “Last Tour to Endor” during the Star Wars Celebration V event.  One of the big draws to the party was a change to the old Indiana Jones show. They did a nice job of creating a mash-up between the two trilogies – Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Even though I’ve had a Disney...

The Star Wars Celebration V Review

The Star Wars Celebration V Review

Aug 18, 2010

Star Wars Celebration V ran at the Orange County Convention Center from August 12-15. Literally, an army of geeks descended upon our fair little town. The 501st Legion (Vader’s Fist) is a fan organization that creates replicas of the costumes shown in the Star Wars movies and wears them damn near anywhere they want. Many of the uniforms are most...

Star Wars Celebration is Coming

Star Wars Celebration is Coming

Aug 7, 2010

Next week, Star Wars Celebration graces our little community. I enjoy Star Wars (and also Star Trek), but I’m not a rabid Sci-Fi fan.  I’ve never dressed up as my favorite character.  I’m not even sure that I have a favorite character.  I don’t own a toy light saber.  When the first Star Wars movie came out, my mother bought me the...

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day

Jul 4, 2010

If you live in the United States, I hope you’re enjoying this Independence Day.  If you don’t live here, let me summarize the event.  In order to celebrate our Declaration of Independence in 1776, citizens of the USA celebrate with high explosives, charred animal flesh, and alcoholic beverages – usually all at the same time.  We like it when our...

Blight Me

Blight Me

Jun 23, 2010

The numbers came out today for the largest decline in the housing market in at least four decades. Sales of single family homes dropped by 32.7%, according to the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. Part of the blame was cast upon the expiration of a tax credit for home buyers.  Demand for home loans, as one would expect, has dramatically...

How Did You Celebrate Memorial Day?

How Did You Celebrate Memorial Day?

May 31, 2010

I heard that 32 Million people would travel in the United States over the holiday weekend.  You can see a photo of all of them above, jamming up I-4 and keeping me from getting to my house on Saturday afternoon.  It was a dead stop with cops and fire trucks and stupid people trying to slip around them when it was pretty clear they wanted us all to stop.  My...