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		<title>Star Wars in Orlando</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 06:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boba Fett Let&#8217;s face it.  Mandalorians are a cocky bunch. Look at him, tilting his head.  It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s behind that helmet saying, &#8220;Take the damn picture before I kill you.&#8221; That&#8217;s OK.  I&#8217;m not afraid of Boba Fett.  After all, what is his great claim to fame?  Oh, that&#8217;s right.  He followed the Millennium [...]]]></description>
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<h1>Boba Fett</h1>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it.  Mandalorians are a cocky bunch. Look at him, tilting his head.  It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s behind that helmet saying, &#8220;Take the damn picture before I kill you.&#8221; That&#8217;s OK.  I&#8217;m not afraid of Boba Fett.  After all, what is his great claim to fame?  Oh, that&#8217;s right.  He followed the Millennium Falcon and snitched on Han Solo.  He didn&#8217;t even capture the guy.  He just phoned it in!  That&#8217;s too lame to deserve such a cocky attitude.</p>
<h1>Star Wars Weekends</h1>
<p>Today is the beginning of Star Wars Weekends at Disney&#8217;s Hollywood Studios.  In August, Orlando will again host Star Wars Celebration.  Hordes of Star Wars fans descend upon us for both of these events and drop some serious money in the local hotels, restaurants and some other businesses.  As long as they&#8217;re paying, who cares if they dress up and bang plastic sticks at each other?</p>
<p>I end up going to Star Wars Weekends every year because I like to take photos, but also because I like Star Wars.  The first year I attended seemed much better than recent years.  There were more characters just walking around.  Lately, everything seems far too organized.  People stand in lines to get autographs and photos with a character.  I was happier when you could turn a corner and find a couple of Storm Troopers carrying a tray of cookies.  Spontaneity is more fun.  You never get a pleasant surprise by standing in line for a scheduled encounter.</p>
<p>Despite the changes, it&#8217;s still a pretty good time.  People are nice and you can forget about the rest of the world for a while. If that&#8217;s not enough, where else can you see Darth Vader and Chewbacca in a dance-off competition? Even though the same guy wins every year, it&#8217;s still pretty amazing to see how some of these folks can move in those costumes.</p>
<h1>Star Wars Celebration</h1>
<p>This event doesn&#8217;t happen every year, but it&#8217;s the über-geek convention for Star Wars fans.  People drop big money on tickets to this conference, not to mention more money just to get inside some of the panel discussions, or even more money to pay an aging Luke Skywalker for his signature.  Me, I&#8217;ve never paid for a signature.  The only signature I want is on a check endorsed to me.  However, that&#8217;s what the people want.  Otherwise, there wouldn&#8217;t be a market for over-priced autographs.</p>
<p>I go for the visuals, though.</p>
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<p>This is what I&#8217;m talking about.  Perfect costumes.  Outstanding sets (including a life-sized TIE Interceptor) built by Belgians who brought these sets across the ocean to show here for a few days.  Droid races.  Did you know that people actually build droids like R2-D2 and race them against each other?  I didn&#8217;t, but those little suckers are kind of zippy.  It&#8217;s cool to watch, at least until to people start banging plastic sticks against each other.</p>
<p>The truth is that these events give people a chance to escape the monotony of the real world for a while.  I&#8217;ll never dress up.  I&#8217;ll never have a plastic stick to bang against someone else.  I may build a droid to race one day, though.   So, I suppose there&#8217;s a bit of something for everyone.  It all starts today.</p>
<p>Just remember &#8211; be kind to the Wookies.</p>
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		<title>Big Surprise at Big Thunder Mountain</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before yesterday, I&#8217;d never been on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Since I heard it&#8217;s going to be closing soon for refurbishment, I decided to trek out to Magic Kingdom in the morning and take it for a spin. After all, this weekend is going to be busy due to the marathon. In fact, it had [...]]]></description>
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<p>Before yesterday, I&#8217;d never been on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Since I heard it&#8217;s going to be closing soon for refurbishment, I decided to trek out to Magic Kingdom in the morning and take it for a spin. After all, this weekend is going to be busy due to the marathon. In fact, it had a healthy crowd yesterday.</p>
<p>I arrived there about 11:00 am and the line wait said it was 30 minutes (actual time longer). I got in line and started going through the maze. After about 20 minutes of winding around, something strange happened. I&#8217;m facing forward with my hands resting in my pockets and then I suddenly feel a woman&#8217;s hands reach inside my arms and wrap around my body. Then she slowly started rubbing, massaging, whatever you want to call it.</p>
<p>Honestly, I didn&#8217;t turn around to see who it was right away. I figured there must be someone I knew who found me and was trying to surprise me, so I was content to let it continue for a while. Then I looked down and saw she had some tiny hands. Too tiny.</p>
<p>I finally turn around and it&#8217;s some six or seven year old girl who mistook me for her Dad or something. She was shocked. I was shocked&#8230;.then I just started laughing. Poor girl jumped back a few paces and apologized, but I told her not to worry about it. That definitely wasn&#8217;t something I expected today. I guess we both learned it&#8217;s better to look first.</p>
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		<title>Gaylord Palms ICE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went out to Gaylord Palms ICE! on Tuesday. It&#8217;s best for me to hit this thing early before it gets too crowded.  Not only do the prices go up for peak times, but so does the hassle factor. I like to take pictures and it&#8217;s pretty dark in there for photography; not to mention [...]]]></description>
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<p>I went out to Gaylord Palms ICE! on Tuesday. It&#8217;s best for me to hit this thing early before it gets too crowded.  Not only do the prices go up for peak times, but so does the hassle factor. I like to take pictures and it&#8217;s pretty dark in there for photography; not to mention cold at 9 degrees. Dim light means you have to do one of three things:</p>
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<li>Use flash (ruins the atmosphere of the place)</li>
<li>Use a tripod (winner)</li>
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<p>That&#8217;s right, a lugged a tripod out there to get my pictures. Everyone else walked around with a cell phone camera or a small point &amp; shoot with a flash.  Most folks just wanted to pose in front of the ice carvings, snap a shot (which it seems to take them far too long to do), and then move along. Not me.  I&#8217;m the only dude out there setting up a DSLR on a tripod with a shutter release, taking brackets of 5 different exposures.  One of them has to turn out, right? At least that&#8217;s what I keep telling myself.</p>
<p>The nice thing about a tripod is that you get a clean shot with the ambient light.  The downside is that it takes time to make that shot; time spent waiting on a seemingly endless crowd meandering through popping their little cell phone flashes about, generally right in front of my camera which somehow seems invisible.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s OK, though.  They have just as much right to be there as I do.  I run into this kind of thing all the time and I know how to handle it &#8211; with patience.  I have it, they don&#8217;t.  That means they&#8217;ll scurry along to the next scene soon enough.  I just have to watch the ebb &amp; flow between crowds and take my shots when the place is empty.  Like I said, I do it all the time.  The difference here is that it&#8217;s 9 DEGREES!  Patience is much more difficult in the cold. Especially when one of those groups decides to stop in that archway and have a conversion while my big ass is sitting on the floor with a camera and a tripod waiting for them to get out of the way.</p>
<p>In any case, I eventually got my shots because they eventually moved. My ass was numb, but I&#8217;ve heard that we must suffer for our art.  I&#8217;ve suffered to bring you this photo, and many more than I&#8217;m not posting yet.</p>
<p>Speaking of suffering, they have sound clips from the movie playing repeatedly in the different rooms.  Most folks only hear them once, because they move along before it replays.  I heard them about a dozen times.  They haunt me in my sleep now, especially that creepy exclamation of &#8220;SEASON&#8217;S GREETINGS!&#8221;  Did I mention that I suffered for my art?</p>
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		<title>Inside NASA&#8217;s Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What you see above is essentially the womb of America’s Space Program. Inside the Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB), NASA assembled its rockets from the Apollo program to the Space Shuttle. These days, most folks are familiar with the image of the Space Shuttle rolling out of this building, but it was constructed for the Saturn [...]]]></description>
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<p>What you see above is essentially the womb of America’s Space Program. Inside the Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB), NASA assembled its rockets from the Apollo program to the Space Shuttle. These days, most folks are familiar with the image of the Space Shuttle rolling out of this building, but it was constructed for the Saturn V rockets of the Apollo era. I grew up during that time, watching images of the space program and going over for every launch.  The Saturn V was an awesome rocket.  I still remember lugging along a tape recorder to capture the sound of a launch so I’d have to something to bring to my 3rd grade class for Show &amp; Tell. For those of you who have never witnesses a launch, you don’t just see and hear it. You feel it.  A launch vibrates through your body &amp; soul.</p>
<p>When the first Space Shuttle launched, I was in my last year of high school.  My Boy Scout troop was camping in the wilderness survival area of Patrick Air Force Base.  We watched the astronauts arrive in their jets and do some practice runs. When it was time for the launch, the Air Force invited us all on a bus to go view the launch. We had already seen the new Space Shuttle and it was drastically different than any of the rockets we’d seen before, but we were excited to see a launch again.  When Columbia (STS-1) launched, I remember we all had the same collective response – <em>That’s it?</em></p>
<p>Compared to a Saturn V launch, the Space Shuttle seemed slow.  Where the Saturn V was a drag racer, the Space Shuttle was a truck. We wondered if the damn thing would ever get out of orbit.</p>
<p>Over the years, we learned to love our shuttle missions. It didn’t start with the same pizazz of an Apollo mission.  I mean, those Saturn V’s were going to the moon.  The Space Shuttle didn’t really go anywhere until the International Space Station started assembly. Piece by piece, NASA built its missions and made the Space Shuttle seem a little more cool with every mission (except for those voice-over speeches upon launch – always sounded like a cheap infomercial).</p>
<p>Before we could go to space, we needed a place to build our rockets.  That purpose, much less its massive size, made the VAB seem so cool.  It’s the birthplace of our rockets. Sub-assemblies may come from all over the place, but it’s not a space vessel until all those pieces get inside the VAB and joined together, loaded on a crawler, and prepared for rollout.</p>
<p>NASA hasn’t permitted visitors inside the VAB since the days between Apollo and the Space Shuttle assembly.  Decades have passed and now I finally had the chance to fulfill a dream. A small group of friends were equally interested, so we all made plans to meet at Kennedy Space Center on Sunday and take the Up Close tour with a stop to get inside the VAB.</p>
<p>I think we all geeked out at the prospect. The tour itself wasn’t anything to get excited about.  In fact, we only had a few minutes inside the VAB – ten minutes and forty seconds, according to my friend&#8217;s timer.</p>
<p>This is where the fantasy took a bit of a curve into the mundane.  Remember, we’re on a tour, so we’re tourists.  Tourists don’t use tripods for photos, but a few of us did.  As soon as we entered the VAB, the tour guide wanted us all to move down to the far end behind a yellow line. Of course, that wasn’t a good place to setup for a shot, so I put my tripod right where you see it – then I moved down.</p>
<p>We all had to stay together, so it became very apparent that my opportunity to get this shot was about to be blown.  In fact, the tour guide picked up a portable speaker system and started his speech right in front of my camera. Fortunately, I managed to get back to my spot and start taking my photos, because it was clear we weren’t going to be able to stay and take pictures once he finally stopped talking.  I didn’t listen to a word he said.  I just kept waiting for him to get out of my frame.  He finally stepped aside – still in the frame – and I started shooting, thinking I’d have to use Photoshop to edit him out.  Fortunately, he finally got far enough away that I could get this shot.  Then it was time to pack up and move over to see Endeavour.</p>
<p>In typical NASA fashion, the orbiter was behind not one, but TWO fences.  The first fence was to keep us in our place, and the other one was there to block the shot of the orbiter.  It was a pathetic way to display a piece of history.  NASA is good in that they allow photography all over the place.  NASA is bad in that it puts obstacles in front of nearly every visually pleasing piece you’d want to photograph. That, combined with the short time in the building, put a bit of a damper on the experience.  I was setting up for another shot when they said it was time to go.  It was excitement and disappointment combined.</p>
<p>Still, I’m happy I went.  Not only did I have good company with some friends, but I finally got to step inside a piece of history and make my own art from it.  All in all, that’s a pretty good day for me. I got the shot I wanted, although with some panic.  This one is getting printed on aluminum – big aluminum!</p>
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		<title>Star Tours 2 Soft Opening</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 02:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Located at Disney&#8217;s Hollywood Studios, Star Tours is a Star Wars themed motion-simulation ride. It shut down for  renovation after the Star Wars Celebration V convention in Orlando last year at an event called Last Tour to Endor. I took the ride that night and couldn&#8217;t hear a fucking thing because of the drunken assholes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Located at Disney&#8217;s Hollywood Studios, Star Tours is a Star Wars themed motion-simulation ride. It shut down for  renovation after the <a title="Star Wars Celebration V Review" href="http://orlandolocal.com/2010/08/18/the-star-wars-celebration-v-review/" target="_blank">Star Wars Celebration V</a> convention in Orlando last year at an event called <a title="Last Tour to Endor Dance Party" href="http://orlandolocal.com/2010/08/15/episode-i-last-tour-to-endor/" target="_blank">Last Tour to Endor</a>. I took the ride that night and couldn&#8217;t hear a fucking thing because of the drunken assholes in the simulator with me. What the hell, I&#8217;d been on it before and they were having fun.  I still have plenty more years ahead to be a crotchety old-man who bitches about everything, but I reserve the right to practice.</p>
<p>Now flash forward &#8211; Star Tours 2 is scheduled to re-open on May 20th, coinciding with Star Wars Weekends. Last Friday, Disney opened the ride for castmembers to preview. Then on Saturday and Sunday, it was soft-opened for park attendees. I managed to head out there and took the ride a couple of times. We weren&#8217;t allowed to take any photos, so the shots you see here are from the Last Tour to Endor trip, except this one:</p>
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<h1>The Queue</h1>
<p>You will spend most of your time in line.  Kids have to be at least 48&#8243; tall (or there-abouts). This seems like a standard disclaimer for a motion ride, but don&#8217;t let it freak you out.  The ride tilts a bit here or there, but you&#8217;re in a solid chair with a seatbelt fastened. Nobody gets lurched out of their chair if they meet the requirements to get inside.  Obviously, you wouldn&#8217;t want a baby in a stroller on this ride, as they would probably bounce around a bit.  In addition to the motion, this is also a 3D experience.  That means you put on some silly glasses.  It seemed to work fine. I understand some people may get queasy from 3D, but I didn&#8217;t detect the slightest discomfort from it.</p>
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<p>Just like the old Star Tours, you enter through a winding queue under an AT-AT (which peed on me) through trees in the forest of Endor. Once you get inside, there are two lines to keep things flowing. Inside, there&#8217;s a pretty cool display showing departure times and occasional videos of your Star Tours destinations.  C3PO and R2-D2 are there working on a transport.  That display you see behind C3PO in the photo above has really been updated to a much more modern sci-fi look, rather than a bunch of colorful yet meaningless blocks.  They did a great job of making sure the display also works with the story.  When C3PO detects a malfunction and starts yelling at R2-D2, the display matches the moment.  Also, C3PO just looks much cleaner.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">R2-D2 is in the same place on top of the transport, but it has a fresh Red paint job. The theme seems to be much earlier in the series, so a fresh &amp; clean look is appropriate.  As you get further in the queue, you see some old droids on the sides marked as defective. People who previously rode the old Star Tours ride will recognize them as the pilot droid of that version, Rx-24. You also see a couple of other droids scanning luggage with an X-ray system.  It&#8217;s a nice jab at the TSA, and the images on the luggage show that you can pack whatever you damn well please and it&#8217;ll pass inspection. As you get further up the line, another scanner shows a sort of infra-red (orange) scan of people in line.  It seems only to work on the folks who opted for the left lane of the queue, though.</p>
<h1 style="text-align: left;">Incompetent Queue Management</h1>
<p style="text-align: left;">On my first time through the line, I took the left lane. It moved MUCH slower than the right lane.  I noticed plenty of people from further behind me in the line were passing me on the right. On my second trip, the left lane was empty.  I asked about it and the castmember at the podium told me they stopped using it; everyone had to go through the right lane.  OK.  As I got about 75% of the way, I noticed that a LOT of people were racing past me in the left lane.  Looks like they decided to open it, letting hundreds of people from the back of the line move ahead of those of us who had been waiting.  If that wasn&#8217;t enough, another cast-member opened a small chain-gate to let people behind me in the right lane to start filling the left.  When I moved to take advantage, he told me I couldn&#8217;t do it, I was too far ahead.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Disney doesn&#8217;t really care about being fair in its queue management. As far as they&#8217;re concerned, you&#8217;re all going to get on the ride.  They don&#8217;t care if some people have to wait longer for it than others, even if you got there before all of those other folks. With that in mind, I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to extend my middle finger to the jerks who made that decisions.</p>
<p>Have a magical fucking day.</p>
<h1 style="text-align: left;">Changes to the Ride</h1>
<p style="text-align: left;">First thing, I&#8217;m not going to try and spoil anything for you. In the old version of Star Tours, you always got the same ride. A very nice change to the new version is that you really don&#8217;t take the same ride one time after another.  There are several combinations of scenarios, so you really don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re going to get.  You may see Darth Vader one time, and Princess Leia the next.  You may fly through Kashyyk (the Wookie Planet) or Hoth. You may fly with the Millennium Falcon or Admiral Ackbar. There are probably other combinations that I didn&#8217;t see, which is pretty cool.  Although I think the ride is far too short compared to the time spent winding in the queue, it&#8217;s still a great experience.  I&#8217;m guessing that queue would last a lot longer if the ride didn&#8217;t move quickly, too.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Even though the experience is a new one, there are still issues.  On my first ride, the seatbelt buckle was broken.  I had to leave my choices spot in the center of the front row to move back to a seat that wasn&#8217;t broken.  On the second ride, everyone boarded and they found a problem.  We all had to get off, wait a while, and then re-board. They clearly still have some kinks to work-out, but that&#8217;s why you have a soft-open.  When the real deal comes around, I hope all of these issues get resolved.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Overall, I&#8217;m pretty happy with the ride.  I hope Disney starts to treat its guests in line more fairly, but I won&#8217;t hold my breath. In any event, expect some long lines for this ride when it opens.  It&#8217;s getting a good buzz, particularly due to the <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/StarTours2Live/" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/twitter.com/_/StarTours2Live/?referer=');">StarTours2Live Crew</a> keeping folks updated on Twitter.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just returned from my second conference in the International Drive area.  I spent time at the Orange County Convention Center, the Rosen Center and the Renaissance across the street from Sea World.  During the whole time, I kept remembering this little bit from Lethal Weapon 2: [quote]They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just returned from my second conference in the International Drive area.  I spent time at the Orange County Convention Center, the Rosen Center and the Renaissance across the street from Sea World.  During the whole time, I kept remembering this little bit from Lethal Weapon 2:</p>
<p>[quote]They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you&#8217;re gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you&#8217;re not gonna turn around and go back, they don&#8217;t care. So who gets fucked?[/quote]</p>
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<h1>International Drive is Orlando&#8217;s Drive-Through</h1>
<p>If you want to get fucked, don&#8217;t waste your time on the South Orange Blossom Trail. Instead, it the southern end of International Drive. The people who run businesses there really know how to fuck you, but they still won&#8217;t kiss you first. The easiest way to get screwed is to have a car. $15 to park at your hotel.  $13 to park at the convention center. $8 &amp; tip to park at Pointe Orlando Valet (four of the restaurants will validate the $8 fee).  By the end of the day, you could spend $40-$50 &#8220;enjoying&#8221; all there is to offer on International Drive.  They&#8217;re counting on the notion that you&#8217;re on a company expense account, or perhaps a trip you&#8217;ll bill to clients. If you&#8217;re there on your own dime, you don&#8217;t have much choice but to bend over and take it.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s that, you say?  Don&#8217;t take a car!  Sure, ride the Trolley.  It&#8217;s only a buck or two per trip.  It&#8217;s also not running early enough in the morning to get you from your hotel to the convention center for meetings, and it&#8217;s pathetically slow as it has to stop so many times.  Then there&#8217;s the weather. During my first conference a few weeks ago, we had some torrential rain.  Standing in that downpour waiting on a trolley isn&#8217;t going to help you make a good impression when you arrive at your business meeting. Cabs? Let&#8217;s just say that Orlando is not a great cab town.  You may find them at the hotels, but it&#8217;s a bitch getting one somewhere else to get back to your hotel. There&#8217;s a reason traffic is horrible on International Drive, because we just don&#8217;t have a decent commuter system to move people up and down the road.</p>
<h1>The Rosen Center</h1>
<p>This place has a nice lobby, but you quickly see how outdated and overpriced it is when you get in the room.  They&#8217;re small, shabby and I don&#8217;t believe they&#8217;re worth the asking price.  However, it has a convenient location right across the street from the OCCC.  That commands a premium price. So much so that the people who run the Rosen don&#8217;t give a shit about ensuring you have a decent room.  Take a look at this <a href="http://tamaginidesign.tumblr.com/post/4174445010/via-will-king-psw-avoid-this-room-at-the-rosen" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/tamaginidesign.tumblr.com/post/4174445010/via-will-king-psw-avoid-this-room-at-the-rosen?referer=');">picture of the bathroom in my friend&#8217;s room at the Rosen Center</a>.  Yes, that&#8217;s the toilet in the bathtub! No discount for this little flaw, but they at least gave him a breakfast buffet pass.  Rosen quality!</p>
<p>The major restaurant in the Rosen is Everglades &#8211; designed by a teenager in the 1980&#8242;s with lots of frogs and bright neon colors. At least the prices are high, though.  I ordered a 10 oz filet mignon medium rare.  It came out butterflied and overcooked.  When you&#8217;re paying $60-$70 for your meal (without alcohol), then you may expect a better experience.  Our server was a surly man who muttered something about getting the orders confused, but didn&#8217;t offer to make any corrections. The meal tasted fine, but the experience wasn&#8217;t worth the price.  If you want a decent meal, go visit one of the nicer restaurants in the area and avoid Everglades in the Rosen.</p>
<h1>The Customer Service Attitude</h1>
<p>There are individuals who provide great customer service.  For the most part, I found an attitude of doing just enough to get by, knowing that they would never see that person again. It&#8217;s the drive-through mentality.  Fuck &#8216;em.  They&#8217;ll be gone before they know it.</p>
<p>In a sense, I can understand. While I think that most of the people who attended these conferences were nice, there were definitely some stand-out folks who just thought the world revolved around them. People like that can suck the life out of your soul. Imagine working in a service position around such people, constantly rotating in and out of your day. It can wear you down.</p>
<p>The problem is that the rest of us who show some courtesy and up getting dragged down to their level.  If I come in with a nice attitude and you&#8217;re pissed because of the previous guest (or just general bad attitude), it affects me and how I tip you. It&#8217;s not like you can fake it, either.  Some servers try, but people know when you&#8217;re disingenuous. I don&#8217;t expect you to do a happy dance, but some sincere courtesy and professionalism in your job is sufficient.  If you&#8217;re happy and it rubs off on me, even better. I may even forgive you some mistakes if I just think you&#8217;re a cool person who&#8217;s trying hard. That&#8217;s why your attitude is so important. I&#8217;ll pay you for being a cool person.</p>
<h1>Orlando&#8217;s Image</h1>
<p>A lot of visitors think Orlando is nothing more than a playground.  They never see how we really live. The simple truth is that the visitor experience is a major factor in our economy. If we&#8217;re pissing in the visitor pool a regularly as I witnessed over the past few weeks, I&#8217;m amazed that anyone comes back.  I&#8217;m sure a lot of folks will tell me how little they&#8217;re paid doing these jobs.  No doubt that&#8217;s true, but you know what?  You&#8217;re being paid.  Before we had this convention and tourism industry, your ass would be out there picking oranges that used to grow where International Drive is today. Be happy you get to work in an air-conditioned environment with the ability to earn more money than the average migrant worker. Maybe now you have a reason to smile a bit more.</p>
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		<title>Fire at the Tiki Room</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just read on the Orlando Sentinel that a small fire broke out at the Enchanted Tiki Room at Walt Disney World.  Damn tourists. They warn you in the show that you&#8217;re not supposed to upset the Tiki Gods. Now look what happened. In case you haven&#8217;t been there in a while, here&#8217;s a clip [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just read on the Orlando Sentinel that <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-fire-disney-tiki-room-magic-kingdo20110112,0,2014129.story" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-fire-disney-tiki-room-magic-kingdo20110112_0_2014129.story?referer=');">a small fire broke out at the Enchanted Tiki Room</a> at Walt Disney World.  Damn tourists. They warn you in the show that you&#8217;re not supposed to upset the Tiki Gods. Now look what happened.</p>
<p>In case you haven&#8217;t been there in a while, here&#8217;s a clip of the show <em>Enchanted Tiki Room&#8230;Under New Management</em>.</p>
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		<title>Jedi Temple of Doom</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I shot this waiting for a show to start. Disney had a party called &#8220;Last Tour to Endor&#8221; during the Star Wars Celebration V event.  One of the big draws to the party was a change to the old Indiana Jones show. They did a nice job of creating a mash-up between the two trilogies [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I shot this waiting for a show to start. Disney had a party called &#8220;Last Tour to Endor&#8221; during the Star Wars Celebration V event.  One of the big draws to the party was a change to the old Indiana Jones show. They did a nice job of creating a mash-up between the two trilogies &#8211; Star Wars and Indiana Jones.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Even though I&#8217;ve had a Disney World Annual Pass for a few years, I&#8217;ve never seen the Indiana Jones show, so I never knew about this set. I wasn&#8217;t even sure if the shot would come out. This was just a snap from the stands at ISO 6400, so it&#8217;s not going to be the sharpest photo I ever took.  Even so, I loved the creepy vibe of the set.  Maybe I can get a chance to go back sometime, between shows, and make some high quality shots with a tripod to keep things steady and reduce the ISO. Disney probably won&#8217;t let me, but it never hurts to ask.</p>
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		<title>Is Sea World Still Advertising with Dawn Brancheau?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 22:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, I came home from a business trip on Friday.  On my way down the escalator to baggage claim, I saw this sign above me.  I don&#8217;t know one Orca from another, but that photo looks like Dawn Brancheau to me &#8211; the trainer who lost her life working with one of the whales [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Last week, I came home from a business trip on Friday.  On my way down the escalator to baggage claim, I saw this sign above me.  I don&#8217;t know one Orca from another, but that photo looks like Dawn Brancheau to me &#8211; the trainer who lost her life working with one of the whales at Sea World.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">My first reaction wasn&#8217;t positive.  I wondered why this sign was still up.  It seemed very inappropriate to me to have an advertisement using the photo of a woman killed doing the very thing she&#8217;s depicting.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Of course, I could be wrong.  By all accounts I&#8217;ve read, she loved her job and it seems to show in this photograph.  Perhaps most tourists don&#8217;t know who she is, but there are obviously a lot of locals who are familiar with events.  I doubt that I&#8217;m the only one who thinks it&#8217;s a bit tasteless to advertise your fun adventure with the image of a person who was killed there.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">However, maybe I&#8217;m wrong.  Is this a tribute?  Is it in poor taste?  Is it just there because someone in advertising didn&#8217;t bother to check?  I&#8217;d be interested to know your thoughts.</p>
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