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You Can Tell the Democrats are Back in Power

It seems to be an election night tradition. No matter which party gains power, you can rest assured that one of them will have a child or relative who gets stinking drunk and arrested.

Charles William Nelson, son of Florida Senator Bill Nelson, apparently reeked of alcohol, started a fight with police, and ended up getting his face planted on the ground and feeling the love eminating from a can of official police pepper spray for two or three seconds.

I actually feel a bit sorry for Senator Nelson.  He’s done a good job for Florida and he doesn’t deserve any taint on his image for the actions of his 30 year-old son.