Waiting for Hurricane Dorian

Waiting for Hurricane Dorian to Arrive

Hurricane Dorian hasn’t touched Florida yet, but it’s already stirred up the hype machine with media coverage and social media hysteria. Since we have a history of hurricane coverage from an Orlando local resident’s point of view, I thought I’d share some of the stranger things going on around town. If for nothing else, as a reference for people wondering what to do when the next hurricane comes to town.

Learning About Hurricane Dorian

To be honest, we were slow to figure out a hurricane was on the way this time. The first I heard of it was when a friend posted on Facebook about Tropical Storm Dorian passing over Barbados. She has family there and wanted to let her friends know that everything was all right there. Her parents had some wind and rain, but no real damage.

Why didn’t we know about Tropical Storm Dorian?

Quite honestly, we don’t care much about news anymore. I used to be an avid consumer of news, but it’s become such a politically partisan and overhyped cistern of emotions that we cut the cable and just don’t watch the evening news anymore.

I have to say that’s been wonderful for reducing stress in our lives. The old saying is true, “Ignorance is bliss.”

On Wednesday, we drove to our local grocery store at lunch time and wondered why it was so packed. Usually it’s pretty empty at this time of the week, which is why we like going at that time. Later on the same day, we saw a lot of our neighbors collecting yard trash to put out for pickup.

What a coincidence?

That’s when I finally decided to check the news and discovered why everyone was getting active.

Hurricane Dorian in the News

Whether local or national, the news media loves to hype a hurricane. They use powerful adjectives, like “most dangerous” and “barreling” when referring to the storm. Mind you, Hurricane Dorian is a rather slow moving storm, but that doesn’t prevent the news media from telling us it’s “Barreling Toward the Florida Coastline!”

You can count on a few things while waiting for Hurricane Dorian.

Constant RADAR View in the Lower Corner

No matter what story or television view is on at the moment, there’s a small RADAR view of Hurricane Dorian in the lower corner. Occasionally little flashes come up to remind you when the next Hurricane Dorian update will appear.

You can’t tell a thing by looking at this RADAR shot of Dorian, other than it’s spinning. This isn’t designed to inform you of anything. It’s designed to evoke fear so you tune in for the next update. News media has to feed the ratings, and fear of a storm is like a big lottery prize. The only difference is that the news absolutely knows it’s going to win something.

Interviews Outside of Home Depot or Lowes

You’ll always see a reporter telling you about the people buying plywood and other things at home improvement stores. In fact, it’s like a free commercial.

They’re almost out of generators, so get here before they’re gone!

The reporters aren’t content to leave it as a commercial, though. The camera eventually slides to the left or right to reveal a customer waiting to have her interview on camera. She’s usually someone with a bit of an accent, because those folks are more interesting. They also like to concentrate on female shoppers. I watched an interview with one lady who had a charming Southern accent this morning. This was her third trip to Lowes because, darn it, she kept forgetting things.

She rattled off how she needed plywood and got an air-conditioner for her generator this morning, so no more fans when the power goes out this time!

It was cute. She must’ve spent thousands of dollars on all the stuff she mentioned and she got featured on the local news.

The Cone of Uncertainty

This is one of the most poorly named, yet widely adopted, features of waiting for a hurricane. Here’s how it starts. There are various models for hurricane paths. When combined, they look like this, something called a spaghetti model

Hurricane Dorian

As you can see, the different tracks have a common starting point, and then they veer off into their own paths. Clearly, this is far too complicated for your typical suburban schlubs watching TV at home, so they simplified it into the Cone of Uncertainty.

Hurricane Dorian Cone

Typically the news media shows this cone with a center line track. However, they warn, don’t fixate on the center line. Just look at the cone because the storm could go anywhere.

Mind you, they add the center line. You see it doesn’t show up on the official NOAA chart. Most of the prior days showed the cone “barreling” through Florida, and the center line going right through Central Florida, exiting in the Gulf of Mexico, and then maybe going off to threaten more people.

As you can see on this chart from August 31, it looks like Hurricane Dorian may skirt up the side of Florida and harass people in other states. That’s because they’re now in the Cone of Uncertainty.

So is Orlando, so you need to keep freaking out over Hurricane Dorian. Don’t ease up yet!

What do Do While Waiting for Hurricane Dorian

AARRGH!!  BUY ALL THE THINGS!

Seriously, that’s the extent of hurricane preparation right now. There are a few things that people always buy when they think the imminent doom of a hurricane is about to hit. Also, keep in mind that they MUST buy these things before anyone else or the supplies will run out.

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Buy Bottled Water

I find this absolutely hilarious, but it always happens. People who never buy bottled water are suddenly buying cases of it. I went to Publix for something on Thursday and they rolled out five pallets filled with cases of bottled water and placed a limit on three cases per shopper.

When we got to the register, our cashier looked at us and asked why we weren’t buying any water. Apparently we were the only customers who didn’t have any water in our cart, much less the maximum three cases.

I answered him honestly.

When a storm comes, water falls from the sky FOR FREE.

He looked at me disapprovingly, so I let him know that we planned to stop at the local ABC Liquors to get some rum before the storm. It’s not like we’re without liquids.

Let me give you some background as to why we don’t stock up on bottled water for a storm:

  • I’m 55 and lived here all my life. Not once have we ever been without safe running water. My mother is 80 and she’s never had this problem, either. We know people who lived through Hurricane Andrew near Miami who told us they also had running water. Granted, some of the houses near them got destroyed, but the water kept working.
  • I regularly keep eight water bottles (24-40 oz) in my refrigerator.
  • I have other beverages here, also.

There are people who fill up their bathtubs and sinks with water to prepare for a storm. They say it’s so they can flush the toilet when the water stops working.

Still haven’t found someone in Orlando who had a storm knock out there running water. Even if that happened, IT’S RAINING. There is a supply of water falling from the supply to let you flush your toilet. Just put a buck outside, make sure it won’t fly away and let the rain do the work.

Buy Batteries

During a hurricane, or more likely at the end of it, the electricity often goes out. It’s not a matter of if, but when will the power fail. People buy tons of D cell batteries to power flashlights they can’t find.

I go about things in a different way.

First, I use an Anker Rechargeable Flashlight. This one is a 900 Lumens super bright tactical light. It’s easy to carry and use, lights up everything you want, too. The Anker Tactical Light charges using a USB cable, which means that I can power it with a portable power bank.

We bought a pair of Anker PowerCore 20100mAh portable chargers. You can charge more than one device at a time, and there’s enough power to charge your mobile phone several times, or other USB devices.

Buy Gas

Believe it or not, there are several gas stations near me that are sold out of gas. Not a single 7-11 in my area has gas. My daughter and I went to a couple of Wawa stations last night and were almost run over and hit by crazy drivers trying to snipe spots to fill up with gas.

When we finally got into a gas pump spot, it had already run out of the premium gas she needs for her car.

We left without anything.

Honestly, it’s dangerous in gas stations during this kind of panic. I truly mean panic, too.

People are afraid that the gas stations won’t get refueled after the storm and they’ll be stuck at home. Personally, I’m OK with that because I work at home and all my cool stuff is already here. For my daughter, she’ll still need to drive to school and her job once the storm passes.

Also, people are filling up gas cans to power their generators. As I said before, the power will fail near the end of a hurricane.

Buy Generators

Having lived through many hurricanes, I’ve never felt compelled to invest in a generator. There are good reasons for some people to buy one. You don’t want your food in the refrigerator or freezer to spoil if you go a few days without power.

Some people have medical needs and electricity is necessary to live. Other people have babies and life is just more convenient with electricity. Some just buy into the hype that you must have a generator.

I don’t want one.

First, keep in mind that Florida and Orlando doesn’t get hit with a storm every year. It’s not like living in the north when you know it’s going to snow. Here, we may or may not have a tropical storm knock out the power.

Second, where are you going to put the generator when you don’t need it? I have enough crap in my house without buying something that I only use every couple of years and it consumes more space.

Finally, you have to maintain the generator. It’s an engine. You have to run it once in a while or it won’t run when you need it.

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Plan for Entertainment and Meals Without Electricity

Once the power goes out, what will you do?

I have a couple of acoustic guitars, so fiddling around with those gives me something to do. My wife loves to read, so we have some books nearby. My daughter loves watching video, so we download some movies and TV shows to her iPad.

As for food, we plan ahead with some ice blocks and bags of ice cubes to keep in our coolers. We’ll toss in something to cook, and then we fire up our Weber Kettle Grill to have something to eat. I firmly believe that every meal should feature some form of charred animal flesh. My wife is more of a vegetarian, so she has many plants and leaves to eat.

The Truth About Experiencing a Hurricane

It sucks. People are crazy before the hurricane arrives. The power goes out, and I lose my beloved air conditioning.

However, no one promised me a life without some adversity. We’ll get along well enough, endure a bit of inconvenience, and clean up the yard after it’s done. Quite honestly, the part about waiting for Hurricane Dorian is the part I like the least.

That’s because of the panic and hype that our news and social media stir up before a storm arrives. People spend money buying things they may not even need because of a storm that could change direction.

It’s hard to plan for your week when a storm comes. Little things like grocery shopping, buying gas and just driving one the road become hazardous experiences.

I’m tired of waiting for Hurricane Dorian. Just get here so people will stay home.

What are your thoughts? Please let us know in the comments, and stay safe.

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2 comments

  • Vivienne September 3, 2019   Reply →

    Thanks for a great story and some insight for a South African who will never experience a hurricane.

    • Support September 7, 2019   Reply →

      Thanks for the comment, Vivienne. I’m sure you never want to experience a hurricane. We were really very fortunate this time. No power outage, no branches knocked down or yard cleanup, and Lee made cookies!

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